Saturday, February 4, 2012

Conversation with God



Me: God can I ask you a question?



God: Sure



Me: Promise you won't get mad?



God: I promise



Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?



God: What do you mean?



Me: Well, I woke up late,



God: Yes



Me: My car took forever to start,



God: Okay~



Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,



God:Hmmmm...



Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call



God: All right~



Me: And to top it all off, when I got home ~I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?






God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that~



Me: OH (humbled)



God: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.



Me: (ashamed).........



God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.



Me: Ok (embarrassed)



God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.



Me: I see God (softly)



God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight and I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.



Me: I'm sorry God



God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things , the good & the bad.



Me: I will trust you~



God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.



Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.



God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.